you know u're a coffee junkie when...

yesterday, i dreamt i was having coffee flavored...cigar.
it tasted so good. it's like puffing your own lungs up with that comforting coffee fragrance, i couldn't stop. then suddenly this really tall guy (i was about as tall as his waist) came and snatched it away. desperate as i was, i climbed up him like i would a coconut tree and grabbed it back.

then i hid myself in a corner, faced an empty cupboard that had its doors open and puffed till all the air was just coffee and nothing else.
funny dreams, i have :S