** BREAKING NEWS **


Contrary to popular belief, Clara is not dead yet!

It turns out that the lovely girl was simply willingly confined within the boundaries of Expo working very hard. Reports have shown that the episodes she worked on on the Clone Wars were very well recieved and she has been getting harder and harder shots, much to her joy.

Although more time consuming, these harder shots give her a lot of satisfaction, a healthy dose of pride and confidence which she was severely lacking of a year ago. Her work on the show was also acknowledged with a healthy increment and kind words from colleagues.

It has been through such medicine that Clara has kept her sanity and her health has been reported to be on the incline with the help of more trips to Orchard Road.


More overseas trips were also prescribed by her doctor to help her improve her de-proving vision, both physically and emotionally.
Though seemingly healthy, Clara's eyesight have been deteriorating, staring at computer screens intently for 12 hours a day being suspected as the main culprit.

Although seemingly emotionally stable too, Clara has also been affected by the horrible stories of the politics going on in the office and needs endless sea and blue skies that are not confined to a window frame to open her mind and help her to know that there are bigger things out there then games in the office.

Clear blue seas are also reported to help ease her worries about studying abroad all alone with no more chinese soup to drink.


Saturdays with friends or Shi Han are her favorite, but rumors have surfaced that she occasionally abandons them and spends a great amount of Saturday time cajoling her bolster.


The Nonsense Times tried to contact her this afternoon for a phone interview, only to be greeted by sobs and a cut-off line.
Her agent later apologized and said she is currently under Grey's Anatomy medication and needs to be left alone to be sappy.

An interview with Clara will commence in the next few weeks, but meanwhile, Clara would really like to thank God for all the favor and goodness and wisdom He has given to her, especially in the office.
And for her family and fans friends for calling her out to dinner and supper and offering her chewing gum and instant soups and making her feel loved.